L Train / Skinny Jeans, etc / m4w / New York
I’ve experienced infidelity without guilt and will hold any part of your anatomy upon request. You could call me a submissive in wolf’s clothing, with mouth measurements approximately four by four. I know the birth dates of Calvin Klein and Jackie O, prefer intellectual sparring with woman on top. I can do amazing things with whipped cream, but prefer yogurt. Sixth grade education isn’t enough, my relatives have names like Carlton and Muffy. I have no hang ups, so let’s go Dutch. Let’s meet out of state. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, the “try anything” type, a strapping man, a mainliner, ivory soap user, five cards in sequence. I watch tv less than 10 hours per day and am looking for the other pea, ie marriage-minded, but not quite marriage-oriented. Big melons.
via a cento composed from
the book Classified Love:
A Guide to the Personal by Sherri Foxman
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